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12.06.2025 03:07

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
share office space ...
My ex got into a relationship within 2 weeks after a breakup. What should I do?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Just Forget it!
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No go.
Everyone loved it.
No way
Freaks and Cheeks
Hysterias & Posteriors
So, the docs changed it to read
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Then came..
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Another attempt resulted in ...
What are you struggling with in your life? What would you like to have instead?
Still no good
Thumbs down again.
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Still no good.
Next, they tried...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
They put up a sign reading
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Unacceptable again!
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No, not a chance
Can you turn 150 pages into a 5 minute presentation before a meeting?
So they tried
Minds and Behinds
Nuts and Butts