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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

12.06.2025 03:07

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

share office space ...

My ex got into a relationship within 2 weeks after a breakup. What should I do?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Catatonics & High Colonics

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

How can MeTV Toons compete with other national broadcast TV networks?

Just Forget it!

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

No go.

My boss called me on a Saturday to let me know he that due to financial reasons, I was no longer needed effective immediatley. 3 days later, he sends me a text asking about work issues. How do I respond?

Everyone loved it.

No way

Freaks and Cheeks

Can you imagine how nervous Kamala Harris must be knowing that in couple of hours she needs to face master debater Donald Trump?

Hysterias & Posteriors

So, the docs changed it to read

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Chris Conley announces his retirement - NBC Sports

Then came..

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Appendix cancers on the rise in younger generations, study finds - NBC News

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Another attempt resulted in ...

What are you struggling with in your life? What would you like to have instead?

Still no good

Thumbs down again.

Loons and Moons

What I have noticed is nearly every girl I try to connect with whom reject me are in their early 20s why is that the case?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Still no good.

Next, they tried...

Further delays of Starliner’s next flight mark anniversary of its first crewed Space Station docking - Spaceflight Now

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

They put up a sign reading

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

I abandoned my Steam Deck for a year – but Nvidia GeForce Now has made it a Nintendo Switch 2 killer - Tom's Guide

Unacceptable again!

Analysis & Anal Cysts

No, not a chance

Can you turn 150 pages into a 5 minute presentation before a meeting?

So they tried

Minds and Behinds

Nuts and Butts

Why is watching a man and a woman have sex considered perverted? It's how we all got here, it's what we do, I say if you want to watch porn then carry on!