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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

11.06.2025 04:35

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Minds and Behinds

No way

Scientists stunned as heat caught on camera ‘bouncing like sound’ for first time ever - Daily Express US

No go.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Why do I have an itch in my labia, white gooey and thick discharge which doesn't have a smell but my vagina does sometimes and both me and my partner do not have STDs, what is it?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Unacceptable again!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Abby Lee Miller Sues Cedars-Sinai Hospital, Claims Doctors Left Catheter in Her Body - TMZ

Nuts and Butts

Freaks and Cheeks

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

What Is Agentic AI? Everything to Know About Artificial Intelligence Agents - CNET

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

They put up a sign reading

We’re About To Talk To Dolphins… But Are We Ready To Hear The Truth? - The Daily Galaxy

Hysterias & Posteriors

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

CVS is shutting down 271 stores in 18 states. Is your pharmacy affected? - NJ.com

Still no good

Just Forget it!

So, the docs changed it to read

The Sun Is Causing Starlink Satellites To Drop From Space - Daily Kos

Catatonics & High Colonics

Then came..

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Forgotten in a collection, the discovery of this fossil presents a real problem for scientists as it doesn't belong to any known living family. - Farmingdale Observer

Next, they tried...

Another attempt resulted in ...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

WWDC 2025: New Features We Could See in watchOS 26 - MacRumors

Thumbs down again.

Still no good.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Don't Make This Mistake When Setting Up Your Switch 2 - Kotaku

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

So they tried

No, not a chance

How to reduce your risk of melanoma and other skin cancers - KSLTV.com

Loons and Moons

share office space ...

Everyone loved it.

Why did Kamala say immigrants eating cats isn’t real when there’s police bodycam footage of it happening?