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11.06.2025 04:35

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Minds and Behinds
No way
No go.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Nuts and Butts
Freaks and Cheeks
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
They put up a sign reading
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Still no good
Just Forget it!
So, the docs changed it to read
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Then came..
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Next, they tried...
Another attempt resulted in ...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Thumbs down again.
Still no good.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
So they tried
No, not a chance
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Loons and Moons
share office space ...
Everyone loved it.